There are plenty of gimmicky onesies out there for baby. You can even make your own! Sites like CafePress are quite popular because you can add any image and text and create a bespoke onesie (or any type of product) for a decent price.
Every once in a while I find myself lost in a daze of clicking through hundreds of pages. I start looking for something specific and then before I know I'm down the rabbit hole.
A lot of the time they're really run of the mill: Daddy's Little Guy, Mommy's Princess. A lot of Huntin' and Golf buddies. Sometimes they're really rather mundane: Daddy's Little Quantity Surveyor (yes, really!)
But after searching through some of the 44,000 products I was amazed to see a recurring theme:
I like to think I have a good sense of humor. But for me, personally, I cannot get behind this design. I don't find it that funny and sometimes I think it's kinda gross.
Also, what about Mommy's Eggs? Why are there no shirts out there that say something along the lines of: "I was Mommy's best egg - it was waiting around for ages and then it happened at just the right time that it was released during ovulation and hanging out down there during an optimal period of fertilization and do you know how hard it is to have so much pressure on just one egg damnit?!"
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Every once in a while I find myself lost in a daze of clicking through hundreds of pages. I start looking for something specific and then before I know I'm down the rabbit hole.
A lot of the time they're really run of the mill: Daddy's Little Guy, Mommy's Princess. A lot of Huntin' and Golf buddies. Sometimes they're really rather mundane: Daddy's Little Quantity Surveyor (yes, really!)
But after searching through some of the 44,000 products I was amazed to see a recurring theme:
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| I hate the word squirt. And I hate it in the context of actual sperm. And then children's clothing. |
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| I find this one particular off putting considering it's on a bib. WHY?! |
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| This is sort of implying that Daddy has a lot more "little ones" out there, no? |
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| Right, but why does it have to look so realistic? |
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| The googly eyes on the sperm really makes this one special. |
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| ::Exasperated sigh:: |
I like to think I have a good sense of humor. But for me, personally, I cannot get behind this design. I don't find it that funny and sometimes I think it's kinda gross.
Also, what about Mommy's Eggs? Why are there no shirts out there that say something along the lines of: "I was Mommy's best egg - it was waiting around for ages and then it happened at just the right time that it was released during ovulation and hanging out down there during an optimal period of fertilization and do you know how hard it is to have so much pressure on just one egg damnit?!"
